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12.06.2025 00:01
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
How do you help patients stop hearing voices?
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
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Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No go.
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
I'm British and I hate my glasses. Are prescription glasses better in New York City?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So they tried
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?
No, not a chance
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Neuroscientists find individual differences in memory response to amygdala stimulation - PsyPost
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes